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ripstudwell:

officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle

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moviegifsthatrock:

Blue Valentine [Derek Cianfrance, 2010]

moviegifsthatrock:

Blue Valentine [Derek Cianfrance, 2010]

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wugs:

When I was in the 3rd grade, I thought I was straight, because I live in a society where heterosexuality is assumed, outward characteristics are used as orientation indicators, and being queer is seen as a negative thing.

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floral-princex:

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

BABY

floral-princex:

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

BABY

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popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

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mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

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